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When I go shopping, I don’t bring my own grocery bags…mostly because I’m not a hippy.  I do tend to double-bag my groceries just so I can bring more shiny plastic bags home to play with.  What do I do with them, you ask?   I’m glad you asked, because that is why I am writing this post.  Thank you for cooperating.

Here are my favorite 10 things to do with shopping bags:

1. Garbage bag. When I’m cooking, I hang a shopping bag on the drawer handle where I’m working, so all the scraps can go straight into the trash.   I just slide the onion skins or pepper cores off the counter right into the bag.
2. Garbage bag II. Why buy small garbage bags for that tiny can in the bathroom?  A plastic shopping bag works just as well.
3. Pooper scooper. Instead of buying some gadget or even a little roll of bags, just tuck one of these into your pocket when you take the dog for a walk.  Instant poop removal.
4. Paint brush saver. When you are painting, if you have to stop for the night, wrap your brush in a plastic bag and put it in the refrigerator.  It will be ready to use in the morning, without have to clean it or pick out dried paint flakes.
5. Halloween mask. Draw a lipstick mouth on the bag, pull it down and you are an instant “bag lady”.   Seriously, this is bad advice.  Don’t put a plastic bag over your face, no matter what some jerk on the internet says.
6. Power-strip water-resistor. I go a bit crazy decorating for Halloween.   Right now, there is a lighted path, 2 coffins, a few full-sized monsters, 30-40 tombstones, and over 100 skulls in my yard.   Some of that is animated.   I wraps power strips and extension cord connections in plastic bags, then duct-tape the bag-seams.   I’m not an electrician, or a code-compliance officer, so don’t take this as advice, but it has worked well for me.
7. Recycling bin. This requires paper bags, not plastic, and it makes me a bit of a hippy.   I keep a paper bag next to the garbage can just for the recycling.  I keep another handy just to use to collect junk-mail for  my primitive alternative to a paper shredder.
8. Dirty laundry. I’ve got 2 kids in different stages of potty-training.   When fit hits the shan, so to speak, the dirty/wet clothes go into a bag that I conveniently keep in the diaper bag.   I knot that sucker tight and the scents and stains don’t get all over the stroller or the car.
9. Dandelion torture chamber. If you’re the kind of person who likes to roam around your yard with a scissors, cutting the heads off of dandelions while they are still pretty, there is no better place to store the mutilated remains of your victims than a shopping bag from Target.   Show those other weeds what happens to trespassers!  I wish I was making this up.
10. Car kits for kids. Before we go on a trip, we have the kids fill up a small bag with books and toys to keep themselves occupied for the drive.   This isn’t recommended if your kids have to taste everything they touch, but it’s been a simple-yet-elegant solution for us.

Do you use shopping bags for more than just a way to transport clutter from the store to your house?