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Losing a kid is terrifying.

Aside from impromptu–and panic-inducing–games of hide-and-seek while shopping, I’ve misplaced a kid three times.   My oldest walked out of the house twice when he little, once to find Mommy at a neighbor’s house–he didn’t know which neighbor–and once to find Grandma, who was in the backyard, but he thought she went home.   With the first, a fireman got him to my wife.  With the second, we knew he was gone within a minute and guessed where he went.  He’d only made it a few blocks before I caught up to him.   My middle kid walked out of the back side of a playground and somehow ended up in the parking lot before an attendant found her and brought her back.

We all know what to do when your kids disappears.  If you’re in a store, you grab an employee and tell them your kid is missing.   They’ll help.    If you’re at the park, you have a heart attack while calling your kid’s name.  Simple.

What’s your kid supposed to do?

If you’re kid gets lost, tell them to find a woman and ask for help.  Tell them before they get lost.

There are 4 reasons.

1. Pedophiles are rare.  Stranger-kidnappings are rare.  They are also predators, looking for a victim.  If your kid picks the stranger to talk to, the odds of picking someone who will victimize them are slim.
2. Kids are short.  Employee uniforms are well above their line-of-sight and can be confusing to a little brat.   What’s the kid supposed to do if she gets lost outside of a store?  Simple rules for little minds.
3. Women are very rarely predators.  It happens, but it’s a statistical anomaly within the statistical anomaly that is child-predation.  In general, women are safe.  They are also wired to watch out for small children.  It’s easier to get a strange woman to sympathize than a strange man.
4. Women tend to be less intimidating to small children than men.

That’s it.  Tell your kids to find a woman and ask for help if they get lost.