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Anna Chapman and Edward Snowden: How to afford a long-distance romance?

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Recently Russian spy Anna Chapman tweeted a proposal to fellow spy Edward Snowden, as in a marriage proposal. News reports covering the Internet event report that Chapman would not reveal whether she was serious but asked reporters to use their imaginations. So it is yet to be seen whether there will be spy marriage ahead for the two notorious leakers. What is true, however, is that no nuptials can take place at the moment, even if Anna Chapman were serious and Edward Snowden. That is because the United States has revoked Snowden’s U.S. passport, and marriage ceremonies cannot take place in the airport where Snowden is trying to buy time. So how can Chapman and Snowden afford a long-distance relationship? Follow this quick guide of tips for helping the spies survive what could be a long road ahead!

Finding Deals

Anna Chapman has the most mobility right now, so she should be looking out for cheap flights to where Snowden is hiding out. A long-distance relationship can be expensive, so that is why finding deals on air travel is key. She can drop into the airport for a quick rendevouz. Why not?

Saving Money

These two potential spy lovers and super team need to save their money at every turn. Hiding out in secrete is costly, so they should create a special account that they both can add to for getaway and meeting expenses. Meeting at the airport is going to get old after a while, so they need to find a safe space where they can enjoy one another and sustain their relationship. Long-distance relationships are known for their difficulty because a couple spend so much time trying to reconnect every time they see one another.

Pick Your Fights

Long-distance relationships have little room for petty fighting. You see each other so infrequently that you have to cherish the time you have together. Instead of talking spy business, Anna Chapman and Edward Snowden should make sure they are focusing on each other by getting to know each other and focusing on the small things that make them happy together. Petty fighting will destroy a long-distance relationship. Chapman and Snowden should part each meeting feeling good about the other instead of feeling frustrated.

Kiss and Makeup

The key to long-distance relationships is always to kiss and makeup before leaving. No matter what the spies face together or apart, they cannot let their professions and media scrutiny come between them. Instead, they need to focus on their love and passion. Make sure to share a passionate kiss before leaving each meeting so that the memory of love and admiration is fresh on the mind. With a little effort in the romance department, Chapman and Snowden will be well on their way to creating harmony in their relationship. Moving from shallow levels to more deeper levels, however, is going to take time.

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Taxes

It’s almost time to pay Uncle Sam for the privilege of living in the US.

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Since my business partner and I just finished our corporate taxes last week, I thought it would be a good time to finish my personal taxes.   I’ve got a relatively complicated tax situation.   I’ve got personal taxes, my side-hustle taxes, and our side-hustle taxes.   I had my side hustle taxes done and my personal taxes were just waiting for the final numbers from our corporate filing.   We’re an LLC, run as a partnership, filing as an S-Corp.

I was all set to get about $100 back from my personal and side-hustle #1 taxes.  That’s a perfect tax year.   No more money out-of-pocket and no free large loans to the government.

Side-hustle #2 ruined that.   It started taking off in September, so we’d never paid any estimated taxes.   When I added those numbers in, I owed a bit under $2000.

Ick.  I hate owing.

Thankfully, I set aside 25% of all of my side-hustle income just to cover this.

It was still too much.   What could I do to lower my tax bill?

My IRA!

I’d only contributed $100 to my traditional IRA last year.   Contributions are tax deductible and you can make them until April 15th of the following year.

That’s great.  I had money sitting in a savings account, earmarked to get wasted by the government, and I had an unused tax deduction that I could still contribute to.

That got it down to a $1000 tax liability.

Was there more?  What could I do?

When I paid off my car last year, I started sending half of my car payment to an account earmarked for the next car.   I had $1700 sitting there, so I sent $1200 of it to my IRA, leaving $500 to hopefully cover any car repairs that come up.    Hope isn’t a good financial strategy, but I’ve also got a straight brokerage account that’d doing pretty well, so I can cash that out, if necessary.

Down to $800.

Contributing a bit over $3000 to my retirement saved me more than $1000 right now.   That’s sweet, but I still owed money.

Did I miss something on my first side hustle?

$67 to oDesk?  How did I manage to keep my annual oDesk bill down to $67?   I had a full-time guy in the Philippines for a while last year, and I regularly hire writers for my niche sites.

So I hit oDesk and ran some reports.   I was off in that deduction.   By $2400.  I have no idea where that $67 came from.   Including it dropped my side-hustle profit considerably, and brought my total tax bill to a net $7 refund.

There is a reason I never file my taxes as soon as I finish with Turbo Tax.  I always wait a week or two, and I always come up with something I missed.   This time, the wait saved me nearly $2000.

 

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The $10 College Fund

brugesI recently started a college fund for my kids. With my oldest getting ready to turn 10, this was a late start. However, when he was born, we were in no position to set aside anything extra.

At least, we didn’t realize we were at the time.

When our oldest son was born, I was 20 years old. I was working in a factory and hadn’t gone to college myself, yet. That’s a situation that makes it hard to justify a college fund. Financial planning and responsibility was to come at a later date.

So, how much do we have in this shiny new college fund? [Read more…] about The $10 College Fund

The Proper Amount of Clothes to Own

I own a dresser full of clothes, plus about a dozen button-down shirts, and 1 suit.  On top of that, I own two pairs of winter boots, 2 pairs of everyday black boots, 1 pair of sneakers, and my beloved Vibram 5 Fingers.

I do not own 60 rubbermaid containers full of clothes.

Unfortunately, my mother-in-law did.

This picture is of rubbermaid containers stacked 4x5x3, with around 20 garbage bags full of clothes, hangers, and shoes thrown on top.   And a little girl who was asked to pose to provide scale, but decided to run around the pile instead.

We’ve got about 50 bags of garbage waiting for the dumpster to get delivered, and a garage full of enough stuff to hide two cars.

This is how I’ve been spending my weekends.   Hopefully, by the end of the coming weekend, we can get a contractor in the house to discuss fixing it up as a rental unit.

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Hoarding is a serious problem.  As we go through the house and her collected papers, I’m realizing how little I let my mother-in-law’s mental state play into my interactions with her.   We had a rough relationship, and I’m only now starting to realize some of the foundations of that.  I doubt we would have gotten along, but there would have been less stress if I had been more forgiving.

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Until you can get in someone’s head, try to keep forgiveness and compassion in your interactions(barring outright evil).   You may be surprised at how your relations unfold.