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Watching Gamers:Dorkness Rising #
Charisma? Weee! #
Tweeting a dork movie? I'm a bit of a geek. #
We just met and the first thing you do, after boinking a stranger in the presence of the king, is to murder a peasant? #
Every movie needs a PvN interlude. #
Everything's better with pirates. #
Waffles? Recognize. #
The Spatula [...]

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74 inch armspan and forearms bigger than my biceps. No, I don't button my shirt cuffs. #
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"The best way to spend your money is to spend it on time, not on stuff." http://su.pr/2tr5iP #
First bonus by stock options today. Not sure I'm impressed. #
RT @chrisguillebeau: US border control just walked the train asking "Are you a US citizen?" Native American guy says: "One of the originals" #
@FARNOOSH My credit score is A [...]

Screw April Fool's Day. I'm about ready to clear my entire feed queue. #
I definitely need a reason to get up at 5 or I go back to sleep. #
Bank tried to upsell me on my accounts today…through the drivethru. #
Motorcycle battery died this morning. Surprise 4 mile hike. #
RT @ramseyshow 'The rich get richer &the [...]