I’m sick of working my day job.

I’m sick of working my side hustles.

I’m sick of working.

To make up for all of that, I’m going to launch a new business. My business model is guaranteed to generate $1,000,000 in revenue the first month.

Seriously.

It’s going to be a father/son enterprise, and to prove that the business model scales, I’m going to help him generate another $1,000,000 in revenue the first month.

This plan is infinitely replicable and infinitely scalable. Steal my business plan and you can have a million dollar business, too.

Ready?

First, my son is going to sell his XBox for $100. Yes, he’s taking a loss, but that’s the cost of getting into the business. Oh, and he’s selling it to me.

$100 for him.

Second, I’m going to sell it back to him for $100.

$100 for me.

He sells it to me for $100.

$200 for him.

I sell it to him for $100.

$200 for me.

If we do this just 9,998 more times, we’ll have generated $1,000,000 in revenue. At 1 minute per transaction, I figure we can both be running million dollar business after just 2 weeks of full-time work.

That’s a two-week vacation every single month.

Phenomenal plan.

Some of the haters are going to explode with comments about “profit” and “expenses”, but I don’t care. Cash flow is king. They can sit at home and whine about their $50,000 jobs while I’m making millions. Sure, my profit (the money leftover after expenses are taken from the revenue) is on the low side, but I can make that up in volume.

Millions.

If I do this every month, I’ll be sitting on a $12,000,000 business. I bet I can sell that for 5 times my annual profits.

Any buyers out there?

Any entrepreneurs ready to copy my business model?

Anybody have a better grasp of the difference between cash flow and profit than I do?